Common folk in the realms don't know much about elves, but they like to think they do. Here are 1d5 rumors about elves, any of which just might be true:
1: "Bugs and flies don't like to sting elves, they just don't taste right"
2: "The songs of elves can have strange powers over men. They can lull you to sleep, or even pull you into the faerie realm. Let that be a warning to you about messing around near those old stones! Now get back to work..."
3: "Elves aren't born like you or me, they just crawl right out of the roots of trees."
4: "You canna ever tell how tall an elf really is. A 'times they appear really short like a dwarf, and other times they are taller'en old John. They just charm you inta thinking whatever they want!"
5: "Elf magic can shape the trees however they want. The elves of old used to grow swords and armor from the old ironwood trees of the greatwoods!"
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Do you know about the Japanese kids' book phenomenon, *Kobito Zukan*?
Literally translated it means something like 'dwarf encyclopedia' or 'gnome
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